forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart)



thisisnoise6:

me







saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again



bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now


cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs




tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]