saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again



bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now


cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs




tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]



do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum)




electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me






(Source: irwinstattoo)